First I give good advice to a friend in need, then I study at a cute cafe, then I made my improv group laugh and realize that it’s not improv I’m bad at and just French, and now I found out that I got the job that I really wanted in between study abroads!!!!!! This is starting off a great week!!!!!!
Lately life has been going fairly smoothly. I’m tired a lot but fine otherwise. I found this bottle display thing in a secret dining room at my university. I also stuck my head in a grandfather clock because it smelled like old furniture, which is quite a good smell.
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH
worst news of 2k14
Christmas is canceled. :(
"ALSO, THE ARTIST WAS PUNCHED IN THE FACE"
if ur a poc and you exist online and discuss your daily problems you’re automatically a social justice blogger like our identity is so politicized that our mere existence and discussion of our problems becomes a political statement isn’t that super fucked up